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May 28

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My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:

daeneryes:

• The L’Oreal brothers
• Male Katniss
• The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
• Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
• Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
• The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
• Robin
• HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
• The Angry Pirate

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captainfailboat:

historicalslut:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

My god, how many affairs do they think people are having? That is a lot of sandwiches for one affair.

Will Mistress 4 Quiznos.

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Am I the only person on tumblr not shipping TonyStark/Steve Rogers?

why does tumblr reblog terrible things four times without permission?

my blog only needs Nic Cage audio once.

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

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